Peter Parker once got his arm stuck in the vending machine at Stark tower because it wouldn’t give him his Doritos.

irondadgroupie:

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It happens at like 2 am in the morning when Peter was staying over once and got some late night cravings. And it was one of the first times that Tony actually goes to bed at a reasonable time too (Peter exhausts him you see with all this youth energy) only to be woken up by Friday who tells him what’s going on.

Peter watches a grumbling Tony wearing Spider-Man slippers walk over to him and says

“Kid I have half a mind to leave you like this overnight to think about your actions”

“Mister stark no pls”

“Kid we have two full bag of Doritos upstairs in the kitchen”

“…….”

“They’re the wrong flavor.”

“Fucking hell, kid,” Tony rubbed his face. “I’m getting too old for this.”

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