yoshirae:

My submission to “Humans are Weird”

–Feat. favorite colors

Alien: so… there’s one wavelength you like the best… out of any other wavelength..

Human: well yeah! It’s the most pleasing to look at in my opinion 🙂

Alien: ……okay let me try

Alien: *thinks for a bit* i like this one *presses button on a piece of alien tech*

Human: what one. I can’t see it

Alien: yeah it’s the best for incapacitating my enemies 🙂

Human:

Alien: also it’s not within your human range of vision

Human:

Alien: it’s very pleasant

Human:

Alien:

Human: o h mYGOD ARE YOU MICROWAVING ME TURN IT OFF