My submission to “Humans are Weird”
–Feat. favorite colors
Alien: so… there’s one wavelength you like the best… out of any other wavelength..
Human: well yeah! It’s the most pleasing to look at in my opinion 🙂
Alien: ……okay let me try
Alien: *thinks for a bit* i like this one *presses button on a piece of alien tech*
Human: what one. I can’t see it
Alien: yeah it’s the best for incapacitating my enemies 🙂
Human:
Alien: also it’s not within your human range of vision
Human:
Alien: it’s very pleasant
Human:
Alien:
Human: o h mYGOD ARE YOU MICROWAVING ME TURN IT OFF