Right. Listen. The Discourse today is: we are all, as a collective fandom, entirely too chill about axehounds.
fucking LOOK AT THISTHING!? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING LESS LIKE A HOUND!??? IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE????????
THEY HAVE THE CHEEK TO CALL THEIR BABIES ‘PUPPIES’. HOW MANY WORLDHOPPERS HAS THAT KILLED OFF. YOU WANT TO SEE A PUPPY? OH, YEAH, SURE. AND THEN THEY PRESENT YOU WITH THIS FUCKING THING.
NO.
NO.
NO.
But….but…the face is cute?!
They’re cuddly little babies and you’re trying to take that away from them :,( Look at that face. It’s the face of a Good Boy.
don’t be rude op they are sweet armour puppies. If you are struggling to love them please consider: they’re just domesticated armadillos. If someone presented you with this when you asked for a puppy don’t tell me you wouldn’t be thrilled.
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