Fae!Anti Headcanons

narutofoxlover:

clanwarrior-tumbly:

sylphdrake:

beerecordings:

• Not to be trusted for a single second
• Brings you bad luck and
  nightmares and ISN’T sorry
• This boy loves milk, slurp slurp
• Definitely Unseelie and will steal
  your soul if you give him the chance
• Fluent in Irish, all the better to
  curse you with
• Actually big into nature!! Don’t
  cut down his favorite tree 😡
• Big ol faeboy ears
• Does not like: rivers, church
  bells, rowan, and iron
• Steals your hair so he can curse
  you
• All fae make cameras glitch like that, they shouldn’t be caught on tape
• Might sacrifice you to Crom Croich
  if he needs some good luck so hope you like being eaten

• Loves attention and praise, hates
  being mocked
• Technically dead so good luck
  defeating him
• It’s not Halloween, it’s Samhain,
  you stupid humans!
• DON’T CALL HIM A LEPRECHAUN
• Obey him and give him presents and
  he might just tolerate you
• You drew a scary picture of him
  looking handsome and cutting Jack’s throat? Ok, probably in the
  clear. You photoshopped his face onto a turtle? *Beach
  umbrella vine voice* run
• 
  Nooooo morality whatsoever,
  like… chaotic evil forever

  
  

• There’s power in a name – and if
  we ever hear him call Jack ‘Sean,’ something bad is coming

Consider:

– wilted flower crowns

– stone knife

– OOOH SHINY

– glows, especially his eyes

– fireflies follow him eerily

– bones, he likes bones.

These ideas are amazing!

To add to this, he’s a Far Darrig specifically, also known as The Red Man. They’re a cousin to the leprechaun that is known to dress in red. Here’s a copy and paste from an article about them:

“He is known not only for his color but for his delight in mischief and mockery. He can be a gruesome practical joker. He manipulates his voice, emitting sounds like the thudding waves on the rocks or the cooing of pigeons. His favorite is the dull, hollow laugh of a dead man; which he makes sound as if it’s coming from the grave. He has also been known to give evil dreams.

With all his pranks, the far darrig desires not to do harm but to show favor. He actually is good natured and will bring luck to those whom he approves; but he cannot resist a preliminary teasing.”