softestvirgil:

thesmartestside:

softestvirgil:

Someone, to the sides: What’s your gender?

Logan: Knowledge

Virgil: Fear™

Roman: Gay

Patton: Dad!

Deceit: …Female

Patton: oh! Deceit, your a female?

Deceit: …

Virgil: Patton…no

Patton: well why didn’t you tell us kiddo

Deceit: *Panicking*

Virgil: Patton…no he’s not a female…he’s lying

Patton: oh…than what are you?

Deceit: …Cactus

CACTUS