Fallout companions as drunk things I’ve done

butmyson:

Deacon: Standing in the middle of a pond that I just decided to walk into

MacCready: Walking in a bush to cry in peace, then crying more because I don’t know where the fuck I am and somehow ended up in the bushiest goddamn part of the bush

Preston: spamming the numbers on a phone in an attempt to drunk call my crush whose number I don’t know, and then crying and confessing all my feelings to the beeping of a number that doesn’t exist

Danse: falling asleep on the toilet

Piper: picking up something and dropping it right after 50 times, the object being the most random thing that I’d otherwise never give a second look sober

Curie: “I am so drunk right now… I’m blacked out and I won’t remember this tomorrow but I remember it now.. I’m so fuckign drunj”

Cait: *drops a beer bottle* oh my FUCKING god I DROPPED A PLATE WHAT THE FUCK *somehow does it another 5 times*

Nick: *opens word* *writes “All I Can grow”* *closes word* *reads it the next morning like ??? What the fuck??? Why did I write that?? What does this mean??*

X6-88: does this stiff ass side fall when I can’t peddle a bike fast enough, and lays there for the next few hours for no particular reason

Hancock: eating pickles out of a jar at 3 am in clothes I’ve never seen in my life

Codsworth: calling my mom in tears at 3 am to tell her I love her even though you left me alone for a good portion of my life