space-lesbo:

Egos as Things I Heard on my First Day of School:

Marvin: We were summoning Satan with hand gestures in theater again.

Anti: And so then I screamed “MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKER”

Jackieboy Man: Why’d you scream that?

Anti: Cause I stubbed my toe

Wilford: I am a bisexual male

Yandere: Im a lesbian

Wilford: Pleasure to meet you fellow gay

Chase, in the distance: I thought you were American