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Funny Prompt…

Those times as a kid and you accidentally call a teacher, or other authority figure, “mum” or “dad”

Write an alien’s reaction if the human child they’re looking after did this.

“Oh no! The human hatchling has imprinted upon me! What do I do? Do I have to raise the human now? HOW FO YOU RAISE A HUMAN?!!.”