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emotionallaborunion:

Having a bad day? A family of woodchucks ate Paul Ryan’s car.

Image description: A tweet from NPR politics reading, ‘”My car was eaten by animals,” Speaker Paul Ryan said. “It’s just dead.”’ It is accompanied by a photo of Paul Ryan looking petulant.

god subjecting paul ryan 2 innovative new plagues

this isn’t even reality sounding like The Onion, this is reality sounding like Clickhole