sir-degare:

In response to @radioactivepeasant‘s post on how humans are the fair folk of the universe…

• Never let yourself be lured into one of their “nightclubs.” A place where delight turns to mania, they say that humans spend eternity dancing beneath blinding lights in a constant state of frenzy. Once you have entered, they will not allow you to leave. 
• Be warned. Time moves strangely when in the Human world. Keep an eye on the hours, else you’ll find you’ve gone through an entire day in a handful of minutes. As the chilling Human saying goes; Time Flies when you’re Having Fun

• Do not play their games. Humans are known tricksters and their “games,” while first appearing innocent, can quickly become deadly.

• see: “Bloody Knuckles”, “Russian Roulette”, “Monopoly”
  

• Be wary when seeking help from a human. While it is true that many are benign and will not accept payment for their aid, most will require equal recompense for their time. 

• on that note, Humans do not enjoy being in debt to another. Not accepting payment for services rendered will insult and anger them.

• If you are in the company of humans, be cautious when leaving. They will try and persuade you to stay. Be wary of the phrase “just one more…” You will not be seen again.

Tread with caution when interacting with humans. They are fickle and vain creatures. Be wary when seeking their favour, for it is for their own enjoyment that they indulge you.