if 23 Roman stabs
It took me several seconds to realise this was about the Ides of March.
I was sitting here trying to figure out who Roman Sanders stabbed 23 times.
Congratulations, Thomas. You overrode my History Nerd Mode.
No its about roman he stabbed deceit
with his samurai sword
23 times
And then he ran into my samurai sword
He ran into my samurai sword
23 TIMES!
*virgil pops up from nowhere*
HE HAD IT COMING
Bless this whole post
This post is a disaster
Patton: Roman! There is a dead snake (Deciet) in our house!
Roman: oh, hey! How did he get here?
Patton: Roman what did you do?
Roman: what, this? I didn’t do this!
Patton: explained what happened, Roman!
Roman: I don’t kill people. That is- that is my least favorite thing to do!
Patton: tell me what happened before I got home.
Roman: okay, so I was sitting in my room, reading a book, and well, this guy walked in. So I went up to him… And I uh, I stabbed twenty three times in the chest with my sword.
Patton: rooooommmaaaannn that kills people!
Roman: oh- oh gosh! I didn’t know that
Patton: how could you not know that?!
Roman: Yea I’m in the wrong here.i suck.
OMG YOU MADE A LLAMAS WITH HATS VERSION!!!?? I LOVE YOU!!!