mail-me-a-snail:

*Yan has kidnapped Senpai and is hiding him in the basement*

Yan: -and we’re gonna be together foR EVER anD EVER-

Wilford: whOA whoa what are you kids doing down here?!

Senpai: oh thank god please help me i-

Wilford: never use a box cutter as a knife! Use a regular ole kitchen knife, Yan! Much more intimidating.

Yan: thanks, dad!

Yan, to senpai: that was my dad!

Senpai: hhhhaha

Senpai: I’m gonna die here.