mail-me-a-snail:

Schneep: I love all my brothers.

Chase: *crying over a picture of stacy*

Jackieboy Man: *literally missing*

Anti: *repossessing jack on and off*

Jack: *in comatose*

Jameson: *up to something*

Marvin: *equally as up to something*

Us: *burning*

Schneep, through gritted teeth: I am so glad I came back from vacation