Human Study #3: Fights

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You know I always wanted to see? A alien react to a Human fight. Not with words but with blood and everything.

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Xe knew tensions were high between two Human factions. The two factions were at war a couple of years ago, and the old blood fued started after one kicked the table.

Humans, as all the Galactic community knew, are very territorial. Some won’t care, but its mostly agreed on that you have to ask for permission first.

And this human violated a imaginary border.

Human-Josh snarled, animal like and filled with hatred, but did nothing as couple of “higher ups” were present a couple of tables away.

Human-Johanna took a warpped glee in this. Xe and other of his kind could only watch this cold war, as they did little things against each other.

Like move the table when another was eating, or kick it hard when other was drinking. Xe knew one would snap and start attacking, and Xe only hoped it never came.

But it came when one tipped a drink over, spilling all over Human-Josh.

Josh gave a wordless battle cry as he jumped over the table kicking Johanna in the face. Soon chaos erupted.

Other tables facing similar difficulties, saw the opportunity and started fighting.

Xe couldn’t believe what Xe was seeing. Blood dripped from Johanna’s nose as she started punching and screaming at Josh, who started to grap her leg and try to snap it.

There was a sickling crack, and Johanna is screaming on the floor, sobbing as her leg layed twisted on the wrong direction.

And Josh, heavy breathing, bleeding from his lips and with a brusied face, smirked triumphing. Expect when another punched and pushed him to the ground.

Xe only marvelled scared at his strength, as the “higher-ups” finally put an end to the fight.

Medics pulled everyone away, some who made homemade weapons out of spoons and forks.

“AND TELL THAT BITCH I AIN’T GO EASY NEXT TIME!” Xe only stared and his his face on his hands and whispers, “crazy humans.”