Egos Saying Things I have #2

iamvegorott:

Septiceyes:

Jack: “I’m very manly, I’m so manly *light slighter flickers* OH MY GOD I’M GONNA DIE!”

Anti: “*while playing Skyrim* He kills you when you’re sleeping, HE STABS WHEN YOU’RE AWAKE!”

Marvin: “I’d love to be a cat. Licking my crotch and sleeping all day sounds great.”

Chase: “She said she liked my shirt, I said I liked her face and I just fucking bolted.”

Jameson: “*angrily signs ‘annoying bitch’ at everyone in the room*”

Jackieboyman: “I was protecting my brother, words weren’t working, so I kicked the asshole in the nuts.”

Schneeplestein: “It’s a puzzle, the instructions are cheating *five minutes later* Where the fuck are the instructions!?”

Robbie: “I’m not adorable, I’m a proud, strong, independent-IS THAT A PUPPY!?”

Ipliers:

Mark: “I spent five minutes trying to find my pants this morning, so, yeah, I’ve been very productive.”

Dark: “I am a fucking ball of anger and hatred! Fuck this! Fuck all of this! I’m making tater tots!”

Wilford: “I think I lost my sanity…wait…never had it in the first place.”

Google: “Being with him was like Pi, long, irrational and a pain in my fucking ass during high school!”

Bing: “Loading, loading, loading, it’s the loading song. Loading, loading, loading, fucking buffer already!”

Bim: “I may have been in choir for seven years, but that don’t mean I can sing.”

Host: “I can’t hear you, my glasses aren’t on.”

Dr. Iplier: “Oh, I’m bleeding…OH GOD, THAT’S A LOT OF BLOOD!”

Bonus:

Tyler: “I am a strong person who likes cuddles, fight me.”

Ethan: “I can’t tell if this energy is from not sleeping or too much coffee.”

Signe: “I’m proud of my eyeliner. It’s so sharp I could kill a bitch with it.”

Amy: “I wasn’t trying to look cute today but god damn I’m adorable right now!”