incorrect-youtuber-ego-quotes:

Wilford: If Google and I were both drowning, who would you save?

Dark: I don’t know, both of you.

Wilford: No. If you could only save one of us?

Dark: Well, I would probably save Google because his circuitry would be permanently damaged if he got waterlogged and I happen to know you’re an excellent swimmer.

Wilford: Suppose I was holding an anchor? Who would you save then?

Dark: Well, why don’t you let go of the anchor?

Wilford: It’s a family heirloom.

Dark: I’m leaving.