incorrect-ego-quotes:

Chase Brody: i have to go to the bathroom so bad.

Dapper Jack: that’s the third time today, Mr. Brody, what is going on with you?

Chase Brody: Oh, Schneep freaked out cause i told him i never drink water so now he’s making me drink eight glasses a day.

Chase Brody: it’s like – there’s water in soda! there’s water in coffee! there’s little pools of water on pizza!

Dapper Jack: …that’s grease, Mr. Brody.

Chase Brody: …well, it’s wet, isn’t it?