Im being messaged by a bot, and the conversation is pretty funny.

Bot: 

heyooo anyone home?

Me: 

oh jesus christ your still here? (i thought it was the same person from 2 days ago)

Bot: 

i got ure name from the friend search here on tumblr cuz i was bored and lookin for new people to talk to but i hope i didn’t bother u… i know it’s a lil random lol

Me: 

ah your a bot arent ya?

Bot: 

lmao no i’m not a bot!

Me: How old are ya? (test, 2 days ago someone messaged me saying they were 22 years old)

Bot: 

turned 22 a lil bit ago

Me: 

your the second blog, acting interested in me in the past couple of days. the second message you sent to me is the exact same message i got 2 days ago.

Bot: 

22/f… what r u up 2? (keep in mind, im 16.)

Me: 

Yep defiently a bot. After all you just completely ignored my past messages

Bot: 

i just got back from my xmas vacation and i’m really not excited about it. lol. i’m still in college right now so i was really enjoying the time off ya know?

Me: 

yep bot. Lets see how far this one sided conversation goes, shall we?

Bot: 

lol, so i have an idea if ure up for a lil fun 😉

Me: 

What is it bot?

Bot: 

i was actually going to be getting to work here shortly. my girlfriend was working online and i kept askin her about it so she finally showed me what she was doing when we got back to school. i thought she was crazy at first haha, ure prob gonna laugh but u wanna hear?

Me: 

sure bot

Bot: 

we work online doing private webcam shows which sounded suuuper weird at first trust me. but i freakin luv it!!! turns out i can be a lil bit more of a freak than i realized and i really like to put on a show lolol