Humans: hello, we come in peace. we are from a planet we call Earth.
Alien: oh yes! the bagel planet!
Humans: … what?
Alien: you are the only planet in the known galaxy that has invented bagels. we would like to make trade agreements right away.
Humans: i… okay then.
Humans: [Delivering a new shipment of bagels.] You guys really like your bagels.
Aliens: Oh yes. They are quite delicious.
Humans: Right? So awesome. Have you guys tried the pizza?
Aliens: Pi-zza?
Humans: Oh man. You guys are in for a treat.
Bagel Bites suddenly becomes the biggest export on the planet.
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