Hello yes, I was gone for five seconds from tumblr and would like to know where the fRICKETY FRACK SECRETMARKIPLIER CAME FROM AND WHAT IT EVEN IS AND WHAT IS GOING ON i am a confused bean and I need answers
SO SOMEONE MADE A POST ABOUT HOW THEY WANTED A TAG THAT MARK DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SO WE COULD POST ABOUT HIM BEHIND HIS BACK, BUT HE FOUND THE POST AND CREATED A “SECRET TAG” FOR US TO POST ON. EVENTUALLY SEVERY “SECRET MARKIPLIER” ACCOUNTS HAVE POPPED UP BUT I SUSPECT ONE OF THEM TO BE A CERTAIN SHORT AND SADISTIC CHICKEN NUGGET AND IT’S DRIVING ME CRAZY.
It’s me guys, I’ll come clean.
I DEMAND PROOF.
See yes it’s me The Real Markiplier.
How did we not see it before???? MARK YOU MOLDY BISCUIT
(the American ones not British what kind of people are you for naming a cookie a busciut?? How do you put gravy on cookies??? Nasty… I say that and my dad’s from England god dammit now I’m the moldy biscuit)
I know right? It’s all the biscuits and gravy I eat.