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motha-freakin-lucifer:

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catawampuslikecrazy:

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blushingkunoichi:

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The Butler: detective, this is a crime scene!

The Detective, taking out pints of ice cream from Mark’s fridge: what?! is this the murder weapon?! geT OFF MY DICK–

Tag yourself… I’m the detective.

i’m the ice creams

I’m the dick

I’m the butler, on his dick