cooler-than-cool-beans:

Things I think should be discussed for humans are weird part 2. You people can’t get enough of this.

~You know, when you say a word so many times it seemingly stops being a word? THat.

~When something is so hot it feels cold and vice versa.

~the varying things we find funny. think epic fails and puns. Completely different yet still funny in their own right.

~on that thought, puns. people either hate them or love them. and can you imagine us making puns using alien languages. oh boy.

~weird debates we get into such as how to pronounce egg or whether you shoud eat a sandwich from the top or from the bottom

~politics.

~people with two different eye colors or an extra finger. oddities like that.

~superstitions. for instance if the human crew members wanted a cat then maybe at one of them would be completely opposed to having a black cat or there’s one human who won’t walk under ladders.

~duct tape. slap some of that on any mechanical problem and bam! it’s fixed. the same goes for a lot of other problems but that’s the one that most baffles aliens.

~oragami and stuff like that. just imagine a human in a breifing and by the end of it they used the file they were given to make 7 paper cranes.

~if we’re tired enough we can find a way to sleep anywhere. anywhere.

~horror games like five nights at freddy’s or bendy and the ink machine. we know going in it’ll likely scare the crap out of us and yet we still subject our selves to that terror.