incorrect-ego-quotes:

slim-jims:

incorrect-ego-quotes:

which egos go into a busy target and blast lil pump on the speakers and risk getting arrested for a dumb youtube video

I’m torn between saying Bing or Wilford would do this, but honestly the two of them are chaotic disasters waiting to happen so I say both

Bing sits in the cart with a bluetooth speaker on full blast, while Wilford pushes the cart through every aisle trying to avoid cashiers chasing after them saying “SIRS YOU NEED TO EXIT THE BUILDING IMMEDIATELY OR WE’LL BE FORCED TO CALL THE COPS”

this….is exactly what would fuckin’ happen oh my goD

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