somewhere out there the jim twins are sobbing and in tears because they now have to wait a whole year for their favorite holiday to come back around again.
its finally december 26
jim twins, sobbing and hiccupping as they walk into the office: CHRISTMAS IS…OOOOOVER
darkiplier: why are you in my office?! go to your own–
jim twins, stomping their feet and crying: NO MORE FESTIVE SONGS OR DECORATED TREES….OR…OR – PRESENTS BY THE FIREPLAAAAAACE
darkiplier, trying to push the sobbing pair out: i don’t care!! leave my office and annoy wilf–
jim twins, hugging dark in a crushing hug as they sob into his shoulder: AND…AND NOW WE HAVE TO WAIT 365 DAYS UNTIL WE CAN HAVE JOY AND LOVE AND CHRISTMAS CHEEEEEER
darkiplier, glitching out: i. abhor. you. two.