I want Owlplier to be a real ego. He sounds adorable!

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he’s an adorable owl with his tiny glasses and doesn’t do much in terms of hooting and preening his lil feathers in the meeting room.

the host adores him, the jim twins find him creepy, and owliplier downright hates wilford. screeching and biting at him.

wilford takes it personally until dr. iplier finds out owliplier hates the color pink – not wilford. wilford takes off his bowtie and changes his suspenders out for red ones and uses one of doctor’s medical masks to hide his mustache. hoping to get to pet the little adorable fluff ball.

he comes back with owliplier hooting and rubbing up against his cheek. smiling away, “HE DOESNT HATE ME, DOC!”