My Jacksepticeye/Markiplier Ego Headcanons

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1. Anti and Dark are competitive with their attacks and torture of anyone, especially Mark and Jack. They compete to see who can cause their opposite (Mark/Jack) the most pain, who can possess them the longest, who can scare them the most, and who can set the fandom on fire the fastest.

2. Anti is very messy and sadistic with his torture methods. The more blood, the more screaming, the deeper the wounds, the better. He tries to take it slow to savor his victim’s pain, but sometimes he just can’t help himself and absolutely mutilates them. He has a legitimate liking for the taste of blood, loves how easily a sharp blade can glide through flesh, and if he’s feeling extra violent, he’ll rip out his victim’s eyes (bc septic eye).

3. Dark however, is extremely sophisticated, methodical, and prefers psychological torture. While he isn’t against drawing blood and watching the life leave his victim’s eyes, he much more enjoys watching them sob, hold their head in pain, and hyperventilate. He makes you hallucinate, makes you paranoid, and loves making you feel constantly watched and followed. He has a special love for knocking out his victims, kidnapping them and waiting for them to wake up before he begins his mental torture. On some occasions he’ll even free the victim and let them run away just for the thrill of chasing them down again. He also secretly loves it when his victim’s try to fight back, he likes a struggle and he likes to prove his dominance over them.

4. All of the violent egos (Anti, Dark, Wilford, Schneep?) would actually be extremely flattered/flustered and unsure how to respond if you were to compliment their “work”.

• Anti would try to be cocky and play if off like “Pft, I know what I do is amazing. Whatever.” but internally he’d be squealing. He might even brag to Dark since they’re so competitive.
• Dark would be stuttering a little and struggling to form sentences and keep up his formal facade like “You.. like my work? Erm- Thank you.. Nobody has ever complimented what I do before… I- I appreciate that very much.”
• Wilford would be ecstatic. He might even give you a hug. “Thank you so much, stranger~!! Would ya like to learn a few tricks of the trade? I’m an expert if I do say so myself~! Maybe we could go out and do this together sometime!” (hopefully you politely decline the offer because killing people for shits n giggles is wrong xD)
• Schneep would be super casual about it. He might shake your hand or give a little bow. And in his amazing thick German accent, “T’ank you, I appreziate ze words of kindness. However I am a very buzy doctah, so I must return to my work.”

5. Robbie Zombie can’t express it because he’s a zombie and can’t really talk, but he honestly would love nothing more than cuddles. He’s a big hugger (though he accidentally scares most that he hugs because who wouldn’t panic when being grabbed by a zombie?) and he only hurts people by accident because he’s a clumsy little cinnamon roll.

6. Jackaboyman and Marvin are practically inseparable. Magic and superheroes? How does that NOT go hand in hand?! JBM constantly offers Marvin a position as his sidekick, but Marvin hasn’t accepted yet (though he hasn’t declined either).

7. Jameson “Dapper” Jackson is mute. He only knows a little sign language, so he can’t 100% communicate with the other egos. Instead, he enjoys doing favors and housekeeping for them. He willingly cleans up their messes without being asked (including Anti’s blood messes, even though JJ is terrified of Anti after being possessed by him on Halloween 2017), cooks for them (he’s surprisingly really good at it), and likes to just sit back and watch the other egos goof around in general. He loves charades and drawing, and is usually seen hanging out with Robbie (the two of them are really close, they bonded over being unable to speak).

8. Googleplier and Bing are like bickering siblings. They’re never not arguing and the only person who can ever really stop them is Dark.

9. Believe it or not, Schneep is NOT in kahoots with Anti. He actually thinks Anti is a little annoying and calls his knife skills and torture “mediocre surgery skills”. He’s called Anti a “vannabe doctah” before and will get into heated debates with others about him.

10. Jackaboyman’s nemesis is Anti. He’s probably the least afraid of Anti, and constantly claims he’ll punch Anti in the face any time he sees him. However, if Anti isn’t being an asshole, they’re actually neutral around each other and will even hang out with the other egos at the same time.

11. Wilford keeps suggesting Jameson should dye his mustache (probably green), and gives him tips for good mustache care/grooming.

12. Marvin fucking LOVES Harry Potter. His biggest wish is to be taken to the Wizarding World in Orlando for his birthday.

13. Since Robbie is a zombie, of course he tends to “rot”/fall apart in different places every now and then. Schneep repairs his body all the time.

14. Anti loves scaring Jameson, especially now that JJ is scared of him after what happened on Halloween. He constantly refers to him as “my puppet” and it upsets JJ a lot; tragically JJ can’t express his hatred for the nickname and can only wear a pained, frustrated, disgusted expression whenever Anti uses the nickname. On the bright side, if any other ego overhears Anti use this nickname, they get PISSED and jump to defend JJ right away. Robbie (who doesn’t exactly hate Anti) has even snarled at him before, and HOLY COW does Jackaboyman get FURIOUS when he hears Anti call JJ something so demeaning.

15. There’s only one way to hurt Dark: call him Damien. He’s fully aware of who he was (yes, Celine is part of Dark too but I’m not gonna get into that-) and it kills him inside that he remembers how sweet and caring he used to be. He hates who he’s become and calling him Damien upsets him deeply. He insists he doesn’t deserve to be called that name because it makes him sound human (he calls himself a monster of sorts). On a semi-related note, there’s also only one way to scare Dark: mention the cursed house from WKM. He NEVER wants to return to that house because it’s the place that ruined his life and made him the way he is now. It’s torture for him to relive those memories.