apollojusticeforall:

kleenexwoman:

frnkfuckniero:

autistic-answers:

were-all-queer-here:

felixves:

I do this thing where if i have to go to a family event where I will be expected to be a girl I pretend I am a SPY and I am IN DISGUISE AS A TEEN GIRL and my mission is to EXTRACT INFORMATION FROM MY GRANDPARENTS without giving away my real identity. works every time.

• your dress and makeup is now a DISGUISE
• your ‘birth name’ is now an ALIAS
• getting told by your parents to be nice and not yell at anyone being racist is MISSION BRIEFING
• your entire extended family are now FOREIGN DIGNITARIES and you gotta make it thru the evening without being discovered as a RADICAL SPY
• carrying a small water pistol and one of those fake-lipstick pens in your purse helps to get in the zone. the best part of being a spy is the nifty gadgets everyone knows that.
• BONUS if you have to bring a friend of another gender with you to pretend to be your boyfriend. you are both PARTNER SPIES and one of you has to be the cranky but soft-hearted veteran and the other has to be the endearingly-assholeish rookie. 

Seems like actually a great way to deal with dysphoria

Shout-out to all the spies who are faced with the world’s most difficult missions.

This is how my trans brother deals with his dysphoria.

He also pretends he is permanently in drag.

Hope this makes someone feel a little better today.

Someone wrote a short story about this