incorrect-ego-quotes:

Dr. Schneeplestein: what did you do?

Jackieboy Man: alright, i’ll tell you but you can’t be mad at me.

Dr. Schneeplestein: what. did. you. do?

Jackieboy Man: okay, first, i was minding my own business–

Dr. Schneeplestein: [slams hand on table] BULLSHIT

Jackieboy Man: I WAS