idonthaveanaccent:

just-shower-thoughts:

The fact that the sentence, ’ Jake rustled Jerry’s Jimmies by Joshing him about his Johnson in the John.’, makes any sense is remarkable.

English is such a fun language…so many different ways to make something completely unsexual seem totally sexual.

It’s kind of sexual, but not in the way many people think of when they think of sexual. He’s just making fun of his penis. Which isn’t nice. Don’t do that.