colonel-william-protection-army:
Don’t picture Dark going to Google and saying “Come with me. I need your assistance.”
Don’t picture Google following after Dark, wondering what could be so dire that the other would actually ask for help
Don’t picture them ending up in a kitchen
Don’t Picture Dark turning to Google and saying “What’s a good Cake and Pink Frosting Recipe?”
AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT PICTURE DARK TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO FUCKING BAKE THIS CAKE FOR WILFORD’S BIRTHDAY
AND DO NOT PICTURE HIM COVERED IN FLOUR AND PINK FROSTING
AND DO NOT PICTURE HIM AND GOOGLE AWKWARDLY GIVING IT TO WILFORD SAYING “HAPPY BIRTHDAY.”
TOTTALLY DIDN’T IMAGINE THIS NOPE
