Hc where dappersepticeye is such a pure innocent bean that he tolerates no cursing. If any of the other egos are caught saying any curse words whatsoever, he drowns them in a pile of paper on which he had scribbled down a stern lecture on the importance of watching your language. One he’s sure that they’ve read it, he pulls off his glove and fucking BITCH SLAPS them across the face.

markired:

this is hilarious and i love it

just…. chase accidentally stubbing his toe and he exclaims out “son of a b-” and then he just sees dapper out of the corner of his eye with his arms crossed and a stern look on his face, and then chase immediately goes “a gun! haha, son of a gun that stupid table, amirite?” and dapper just beams before he carries on his merry way and once dapper is out of earshot, chase just yells ‘fuCK’ into his hat lmao