Earth Australia

storiesabouthumanandthings:

I was thinking about Space Australia stuff and I started to think of the history of earth Australia and how it hosted a number of British penal colonies so I though why not take it further like there were no colonies or guards or people already there so I present this story of Earth as Space Australia. 

Official Scout report Xj82:
Observing Sol 1-3.

         We have been observing horrible events. Sol 1-3 is where we have dumped our worst criminals and most dangerous species from across the galaxy. Since our last observation much has changed. There have been many wars. The prisoners have created new tools and inventions. 

         While some of the species left here did not survive, they have become apart of lore. One note worthy example is the great killer species known as Quaxnar, long has it been gone, but the place called Scotland claims it as a national animal and uses it as a heraldic symbol. Not just that but they have made it into shows for newborns and younglings. What we feared is described by these humans, a violent species that we imprisoned more out of annoyance, as a fluffy, sweet species. 

        In my time of watch, only a few short centuries, I have seen the human empires grow, fall, and grow again with new leaders.

Though ill prepared and often ending in failure they have reach the highest peak, lowest depth, and the hottest surface temperature to the coldest. They play with molten metal and stone and with ice so cold it could kill them. They have literally walked on molten stone from the earth and poked it with a stick for fun or as they say, “shits and giggles.”

The cause of this report is that now in the past 100 Sol rotations, they have figured out how a method of blowing themselves relatively safely into space. 

They have sent robot scouts into the edges of the sol system and are studying other planets and galaxies all while not having discovered all there is on that planet yet.

       They are escaping their prison. 

       They were left to die. 

       We left them no food, tools, or knowledge of where they came from, yet they seem to know they do not belong there.   Please respond to this report. If you keep ignoring my pleas for much longer I fear they will be on homeworlds doorstep before we know it….