incorrect-ego-quotes:

Jackieboy Man: so i can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes…or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Chase Brody: JACKIEBOY MAN NO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES

Jackieboy Man: FLOOR IT?

Chase Brody: NO DO NOT–

Jackieboy Man: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND?!

Chase Brody: YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN

Jackieboy Man, flying towards the sun: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

Chase Brody, reaching out the window: JACKIEBOY MAN P L E A S E–