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“Hey, Darky, I’m headed out for the night with the others, aight? We’ll be back tomorrow mornin!”
“Alright. Goodbye, Wilford.”
“Byyyeeeee~!”
SLAM
Dark sighed, running a hand through his hair. What would he do for the night? He wasn’t tired, he never slept anyways.
Get drunk! A voice in his head shouted, encouraging him. No, that would be careless of him. But, now that he thinks about it, it would be kind of fun…
I didn’t expect you to follow through… That voice in his head was annoying, but Dark knew who it was, and payed it no mind. He had successfully downed…what was it? 10? 15? Some double digit number of beer bottles. It was the time of his life!
Faintly, from where Dark had left his phone, he heard the ringer of an alarm go off. Of course, the meds to help keep his shell from cracking! Grinning dumbly, and suit not even tidy at all, he stumbled to the bathroom to take the meds.
Knocking every other bottle over, he grabbed the one holding the pills he had to take. He dumbly stared at them, then downed the entire bottle. The beer was getting to him at this point, and he passed out on the bathroom floor.
“DAARRRKYYY~~ WE’RE HOOMMEEEE!”
Wilford burst into the house, the other egos coming in behind him quietly, exhausted and going straight to their rooms, noticing almost none of the scene before them.
Wilford sighed, cleaning up the mess of beer bottles and trash. Dark must have gotten drunk after they all left.
Wilford sighed, going to the bathroom because that’s where the trail of broken glass lead him. He cleaned it all up, and, upon opening the bathroom door, dropped everything.
Dark was still lying there, on the floor, not moving. Not even breathing.
Wilford scrambled over and tried to wake him up. “Dark, please wake up, c’mon, the joke’s over now!”
No response.
Wilford shook softer, his eyes watering up, and the realization soon hit him.
It was more than just a game, wasn’t it?
It was more than just a game.
EXSCOOOOOOSE ME???
A Glitch Named Anti 