winnieportleyrind:

Aliens reacting to Halloween tho…..

“Humans hang false endoskeletons from doors and trees to be festive for a random night in the third season.”

“Humans carve trails in precious crops and hide within the stocks wearing horrifying disguises, where other humans use currency to patrol these trails and willingly be harassed by the nightmarish humans. They do this for fun.”

“Humans give out confections to other, growing humans who go out in The Darkness in disguise. Most Confection Givers are greeted with a threat to give the growing ones food, or face a horrible prank.”

“This one day in their Tenth Month is full of cult festivities, large gatherings including music, and the showing of films of people being attacked. They do these activities for fun.”