this is a dumb one but ack the only fluff i can do without thinking too hard

colonel-william-protection-army:

splatoon-jim:

splatoon-jim:

damien and william liked eating cake together

and so dark and wilf sometimes just get a gigantic cake

and eat it together

and they just talk with eachother as they eat

@le-ginger-potato @arrival-of-the-jims @hawkeye221b

add on:

one time, dark has to go do something in the middle of the cake eating

he says “Will, I have to-”

wilford cuts him off, and says “Why call me Will? You can call me Colonel.”

dark sheds a happy tear

then restarts his sentence. “Colonel, I have to go do something. Please excuse me.”

retag!
@le-ginger-potato @arrival-of-the-jims @hawkeye221b

FINALLY SOMETHING HAPPY AHH CAKE