colonel-william-protection-army:

splatoon-jim:

so i’ll spare you guys a bit more

wilford’s just looking at one of his guns, polishing it, making sure it’s beautiful and clean

when dark just comes up behind him and hugs him for no reason

wilf’s all confused, and just asks “why are you hugging me, dark?”

and dark’s only reply is “because i wanted to.” and it’s celine talking, not damien

and wilf has no good response, and just drops the gun, hugging back, saying
“well, i was gonna come find you after i finished cleaning my gun, and hug you. but you beat me to it.”

@le-ginger-potato @arrival-of-the-jims @hawkeye221b @jim-is-coming

OH OK