One-shot Request: Matt & Peter- Don’t take it personally

crowleyellestair:

Hello! If your doing requests like a one-shot, how about one about the Avengers learning why Daredevil is called the Devil? Bonus points if you include Spiderman!

~Yes, I love it! A Daredevil/Avengers team up! This is perfect because throughout the years, Matt has teamed up with a lot of the avengers separately. And he is actually very close with Peter Parker because of a lot of team up work with each other. 


Peter waited outside of his apartment for Happy to come pick him, and his friend up. Tony had recently called him for an upcoming mission, and asked him to pick out a partner, because Peter would actually be leading this mission. Pete didn’t know what to do! He was grateful for the opportunity, and he knew it was also testing him, but what was he going to do? And who was he going to pick? All of the Avengers are their own leaders in his eyes, so Peter bossing them around isn’t his idea of fun. Beating up bad guys shouldn’t be seen as fun, but it is.

A day or two after the call, he had been called again, but this call was from Hell’s Kitchen. He knew that if Matt Murdock was calling him, Matt found Peter to be trustworthy. He also knew he had just picked his partner.

It took a lot of convincing, with Matt not wanting people to know his identity. But sooner than later Matt caved, agreeing to help now that the hand is out of the way for a while. And they both fought together, having the same rogues gallery, and helping protect each other’s cities. Matt didn’t agree with a kid crime fighting, but Peter was doing solid work. And Matt really did trust him and his skills.

Matt didn’t have superpowers, but he did have heightened reflexes and senses. His acrobatic skills came in handy, but he couldn’t do much in the air, so his teamwork with the web swinging Spider-Man came in handy. 

So, there Matt stood, in front of Peter’s apartment, waiting to be picked up.


What Peter didn’t think about, was what would happen, if he brought an outsider to the base. 

It sucked at first. Pete felt really bad for all of the questions and pat downs Matt received. But it soon ended, with people realising that a blind lawyer wasn’t going to do much harm. So they were brought to a table in one of the briefing rooms.

Tony, Wanda, Nat and Vision soon came in, having some questions of their own. What was going on seemed obvious. Matt and Peter sat on one side, while the rest of the team sat on the other. Tony, Nat, and wanda sat. But Vision decided to hover of to the side of Matt.

Peter leaned over to Matt,

“I am so sorry about this.” But Matt just smiled, and shook his head,

“It’s no problem. I’ve lived with people asking questions all my life.”

“I would hope so. You are a lawyer after all. A good one at that. Can I call you if I need advice?” Tony’s sarcasm was evident, but it didn’t deter Matt from being confident in himself. He was the ‘Man Without Fear’ after all.

“Um, actually Mr.Stark, the lawyer is the one who asks questions.” He tilted his head toward Vision, sensing something there, but not knowing for  sure. He decided there wasn’t and turned his head away back toward Tony. So when Vision asked a question, Matt was caught off guard.

“You are blind, are you not?” Matt cleared his throat, quickly composing himself,

“Ah, yes. When I was a kid I helped an elderly man, which resulted in toxins being dumped into my eyes.”

“So then, Mr.Devil. How does a blind man get into crime fighting?” Wanda’s accent added  a certain flair to the question, making it sound more rude than she intended. Matt smiled, and chuckled a little. He pushed his glasses up his nose, readjusting its placement.

“Well, it’s because of people who don’t understand the law. It’s because some don’t understand what’s right and wrong. Or they do, but choose to thrive in the wrong, And when it starts to affect the innocent, it affects me.” Tony gave a quiet slow-clap.

Nat had her arms crossed, and she was still the whole conversation, until she thought of the most important question. She leaned over the table, uncrossing her arms.

“So why do they call you the devil?” Matt adjusted his tie,

“Well, I uhh. I guess that’s a hard question. My original name was ‘Devil of Hell’s Kitchen’ and I guess it originated from that.” Nat nodded,

“Okay, so why did they call you that?” Matt smirked,

“Because the people of Hell’s Kitchen thought I was behind a series of bombings.” Tony tisked,

“Great! I blind terrorist. I think you hurt the team’s feelings, Peter.” Peter put his head in his hands. He owes Matt a huge  solid.

~I know it wasn’t that long, and I’m sorry for that. I hoped you enjoyed it though! Thank you for requesting! @save-antisepticeye-squad

idonthaveanaccent:

lil-fucking-bird-prince:

idonthaveanaccent:

As I lie in bed, unable to sleep, I remember the times of when my perception of life changed.

Learning Bill Nye isn’t his actual name.

The barcode is scanned for the white bars.

LI AM NOT A MILLENIAL BUT A PART OF THE Z GENERATION BECAUSE I WAS BORN AFTER 1996 AND GENERATION ALPHA STARTED IN 2011 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

Dogs love you back

bitch what the FUCK Bill Nye ain’t his name

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IT MESSED ME UP SO BADLY

I mean sure, it’s a shortened version of his name, BUT STILL

I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS JKUST BILL NYE

BUT NO

HIS PARENTS LIKED THE NAME WILLIAM

WHY