Month: September 2017

the-life-of-trash-aka-adrian:

hellothesoulofthesong:

dothedansemacabre:

weavemama:

People who live on Caribbean islands and in Florida please prepare for a possible hurricane that can cause MAJOR destruction!! Hurricane Irma has been growing at fast rates and it doesn’t hurt to be safe than sorry. Stock up on food, water, portable chargers, and other helpful resources that can get you through this.

Here is a 2017 hurricane disaster guide that contains vital information on how to survive a hurricane. It’s too early to tell how far it’ll go beyond Florida but meteorologists are predicting it can hit the Carolinas. The storm isn’t expected to hit the U.S until Friday, so that gives Florida residents a lot of time to stock up and get prepared. 

Florida’s Governor has already declared a state of emergency!

Hey guys, this is important! Spread this around!

Also: North Carolina (possibly) and a couple other states north to Florida. It’s HUGE y’all.

needsmoreexplosions:

thebrainofmorality:

needsmoreexplosions:

human: but you’re a robot. you’re not really a living person. you’re just made of electrical signals and processors that make you move and talk. you can’t really think.

robot:

you’re not really a living person.

you’re just made of electrical signals and neurotransmitting chemicals that make you move and talk. you can’t really think.

human:

robot: does it feel good, kevin?

Robots can be given voice and word patterns that mimic our understanding and vocals in many ways and even portray what seems like free will. But in the end, you could turn it on and off, factory reset, and add or delete data. A sentient life like that is none at all.

If you hit a person hard enough on the head you can do the same thing, wanna see?

nerdgul:

sparkafterdark:

witchchad:

totallyfubar:

sparkafterdark:

momunofu:

dadurl:

momunofu:

chillin on a Saturday night

Calm down jojo

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

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You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

I dunno, man,

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 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

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get on my level boys

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck