Humans are Weird Archive

idonthaveanaccent:

This is essentially a mega-post filled with the different posts I’ve written or been asked to write for the Humans are Weird tag.

If you ever need help finding something of mine pertaining to the Humans are Weird tag, you can find it here.


Main Story Line

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Random Posts/Asks

Surprise Birthday Party

Mental Issues

Physical/Verbal Brutality

Nuclear Warfare

Adrenaline

True Love

Favorite Movies

Child on Board

Extreme Lengths We Go For Revenge

Addiction

Sickness


More will be added on, but for now that is all I have written!

Hope this can help you out!

ambedoliberosis:

Aliens, abuse and self harm (I might make a second blog just to post these type of texts. Lemme know what all y’all think) (tw: abuse mention; abusive relationship; self harm)

Amanda was fixing a ship after a surprise attack from a ferocious specie.

She was wearing a top and shorts since it was hot and it was easier to move. As she was minding her business, Eliixa came from out of nowhere and spoke, which startled Amanda.

“Excuse me, miss Amanda. I need your signature on this document. It came from the engineer department.”

“Just a sec.” She said, as she was getting out beneath the ship.

Amanda signed and reached the document back to Eliixa.

It was in that moment that the blue alien saw Amanda’s arms.

“MISS AMANDA! HAVE YOU BEEN HURT BADLY DURING THE ATTACK? WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL THE DOCTOR??”

“Whoa whoa whoa! Chill, Eli. I’m fine, these… these are some old scars.”

“And was the responsible of this act caught?”

“Hmmm… you see… I made these. Years ago, when I was in a bad place.”

Eliixa didn’t understand. Why would miss Amanda do that? And to herself?

“But why? Why would you do that?”

Amanda thought for a minute. How would she explain that to the alien?

“Well… I… I was in a bad situation. I was dealing with an abusive husband and had a miscarriage due to the abuse. The only way of dealing with all was… cutting…”

“What? Miss Amanda, with all due respect, but… there should be another way. Why didn’t you just asked for a separation contract?”

Amanda was getting uncomfortable.

“Look Eli, I know you mean good, but there are things that most of beings do not need to know. I am in a happy place with a wonderful relationship. So you do not need to worry, okay?”

Eliixa still couldn’t understand. But she didn’t want to upset her friend.

“Okay… well, I will deliver this to the engineer department. Thank you.”

“Thank you

At night, Eliixa searched through files any info about Amanda’s ex. It took a while, but she finally found it. Where he lived, what he did…

Eliixa grinned menacingly.

She sent a message to the place where he worked.

The next day, all news broadcast were telling about a man who was arrested for beating his wife and son. Eli felt she did some justice, for both the woman and the boy and for Amanda, specially.

i-am-a-fish:

yo-homeslice:

i-am-a-fish:

yo-homeslice:

i-am-a-fish:

yo-homeslice:

i-am-a-fish:

yo-homeslice:

i-am-a-fish:

yo-homeslice:

i-am-a-fish:

Open Rp

You fool I am the Doggg of the Snow, I can CRONCH u and ur friend with my Snow Teeth

You

Fool

I have crawled into my Box of Power™, only a fish with extreme power can challenge me, come back when you are powerful enough to challenge my strength

I AT T A CK

We must be quick!!!

Dark can’t see colour. Sometimes Anti will describe them to him and yes, it’s cheesy and impossible, but he still tries. He describes pink as satin and the smell of candy, brown as fur coats and morning coffee, and green as early morning walks, flourishing life and comfort. “Your hair is green, right? And your eyes, too,” Dark has to ask because he tends to forget. Anti says that yes, he’s correct and Dark tells him that he thinks green would be his favourite colour then if he could see it. – ☆

markired:

holy fuck i’m actually in love with this ahhhhh 💖

chase-brody-protection-squad:

um ,
GUYS

Seeing this pisses me off. The captions are not to be taken seriously. It’s not Jack who makes them, but the fans. And they put all kinds of shit in it, including inside jokes, and anti hints when there’s nothing. Please don’t take the captions on Jack’s videos seriously. I hope this is fixed soon as well, because there are people who need it, and this is unacceptable. And many people in the fandom keep repeating this over and over again. THE CAPTIONS ARE NOT A PLACE FOR THIS OR A GAME TO PLAY WITH. BE MINDFUL OF THOSE WHO NEED IT.