inspacewereallaustralians:

Space australia ideas

Okay so what if our “urban legends” werent myths or stories but actually the real deal. Big foot is a large mammal alien that was scouting for sentient life, lochness is an endangered aqua marine animal and earth is the only planet it doesnt have a potential predator, the yhetti is simply the bigfoot but with a different colouration. And weve never really seen them because the “bigfoot” saw our hunters and rednecks and just said “nope”, loch ness was recovered and moved around the time people started REALLY looking for it, and of course once theyve spread the word, all the other “mythical” urban legend creatures just agreed that earth was too fucking scary and just left, leaving the mldern world eondering if we really even had those creatures, or was it all a story?