Batfamily Skyrim Adventure

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Special thanks to @audreycritter for kindling this monstrosity

So for some reason all the fam gets thrown into the world of Skyrim, but they all get placed in different sections of the map.Hilarity and Confusion ensues.

Damian ends up around Falkreath

Bruce in the middle of Riften

Jason on the road to Helgen

Dick outside Aftand 

Steph in the middle of the plains in Whiterun Hold

Tim in the marshes around Dawnstar

Barb and Cass in Markarth

And Finally Alfred in the middle of Whiterun

So Bruce immediately is like “Oh God it’s Gotham no” and leaves immediately. He has kids to find. None of this norse scottish viking bullshit. Everyone he passes on the road gives him weird looks or tries to attack him because he looks like a goddamn Demon with how he is dressed. He ends up looting the clothes off some guy he knocked out who was trying to rob him. He looks ridiculous in fur btw. 

By this point Dick has ventured into Aftand and is making his way to Blackreach, sneaking past all the falmer and HACKING his way to the Elder Scroll cause he thought it looked cool. 

Jason immediately gets arrested and thrown into the wagon heading to Helgen. He sees Alduin in the distance coming closer and nopes the fuck out and runs, ending up in Ivarstead where he chills out for a bit. 

Cass and Barb stop the murder attempt at the Markarth market and try to solve the case but get thrown into Cidhna Mine Prison. They escape with the Forsworn and hang with them. Viva La Revolution bitches. 

Steph wanders around avoiding the local wildlife until she stumbles into Whiterun and gets into a drinking contest with Sam. She ends up all over the place after that night of “fun”. 

Dick ends up in Ivarstead and finds Jason heading up the mountain. They travel up and just.. leave the Elder Scroll with the Greybeards? Who are confused as hell??? 

Tim finds the Kahjit caravan outside Dawnstar and decides to tag along with them. They obviously know where they are going. When Dick and Jason find him they are like “You fucking furry”. The Kahjits are confused. More confusion comes their way when the trio see Steph sprinting across the land but she ignores them cause apparently shes MARRIED???? 

Meanwhile Bruce gets attacked by an assassin with a Dark Brotherhood note that says “Father, I have found my people. -Damian”. Bruce is having an migraine as we speak. 

The boys find Cass and Barb after getting attacked by forsworn and soon after end up in Whiterun with Alfred, who is hanging out in Dragonsreach scolding the Jarl’s gremlin children. 

Damian is still MIA but Bruce still keeps getting notes from failed assassination attempts telling his father how cool everything in the brotherhood is. Bruce finds Steph after a whlle and she’s like “Hey guess what I can summon a Demon now”

A few days later Damian ends up in Whiterun. “Yeah so things got weird after a corspe talked to me. Also this is Shadowmare. I’m keeping it.”

After a less than eventful family reunion, Turns out Alfred is the dragonborn.

Fus Roh Dah gentlemen.