Throwing yourself off a plane, at a high altitude, relying only on a large sheet of cloth to save you from going splat on the ground far, Far, FAR below.
Sounds like a perfect activity to show you easily sacred alien companion!
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“Human Bob, why are we inside this aircraft and why are dressed in these odd suits?”
“I’ve already told you Trilli, once we had shore leave I was going to take you skydiving.”
“Yes, about that, you still haven’t explained what “skydiving” is.“
“Well Trilli, if I explained it to you we’d have another roller coaster incident on our hands.”
“YOU PROMISED TO NEVER BRING UP THAT DEATH MACHINE YOU FORCED ME ON EVER AGAIN”
“Well, that was loud.”
Robert, I swear if I die from this, I will become an ectoplasmic wraith and haunt you for the rest natural life!
Look at you Trilli, picking up on human threats!
Robert…
“Trilli, relax, I’m here. Everything is going to be okay.”
Attention passengers, we have reached the drop zone
“What did the voice mean by “drop zone”!? Why is the door of the aricraft opening!?WHAT MADNESS HAVE YOU DRAGGED ME INTO!?“
“Well Trilli, now you know why you suit is connected to mine.”
“…No. NO! NONONONONONOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!”
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“Human Bob, why is Trilli clutching onto you with all four of their arms?”
“Well Xarn, that is something I’d like to call the skydiving incident.“
Humans are Weird: Skydiving
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