Head Scratches

the-glitter-thugs:

theterrorsofspacehumans:

You know when someone you trust comes and scratches your head and plays with your hair nicely and then you just turn into a limp noodle and fall asleep? What if the aliens didn’t know that? So here along comes Bloell and they notice that Human-Rachel has something stuck in their hair. So they come up and offer to get it out for Human-Rachel. Rachel complies and they move to a place where she can sit while Bloell removes the object. Couple of minutes late Rachel slumps over asleep in the chair. Cue alien panicking because the human shut off randomly.

Or imagine that a certain breed of aliens have a grooming ceremony of sorts, and it’s only polite if Human John were to join it. Not that he particularly wanted to, but he did because Human Jake made him. He’s not even quite sure what happens in the ceremony, and nearly screams when an alien scares the bejesus out of him as xhey go to groom John’s hair. That’s when Human John learns that grooming = cat-like tongue cleaning hair. He felt it rude to stop xhem, and the next thing he learned is that the feeling of a big cat alien grooming his hair makes him very, very sleepy.