what’s your sign?

askenderbro:

[Steve]: You know, the patient sign. Do you know how much patience it takes to be me?

[Enderbro]: Steeeeeve

I put a LEGO in the toaster and now there’s fire everywhere

[Steve]: …If I wasn’t a Capricorn, I’d be beating your ass. But instead, let’s be practical and get a water bucket!

…And then I’ll beat your ass.