baronfulmen:

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everburningstar:

the-true-space-australian:

spacetimeandcoffee:

aro-ace-wonderwoman:

farewellpercy:

aro-ace-wonderwoman:

Reblog if you, ace spectrum or not, would rather have a dragon than sex.

Is it a trained dragon?

Yes. And friendly and will protect you.

Absofuckinglutely. I don’t care if it’s a five ton beast that will intimidate my foes or a five pound dragon that squawks more than it roars and will mostly glare fiercely at you if you annoy me. I want the dragon.

gimmie the fucking dragon

give me a dragon that the size of a large dog that will jump on my back and almost knock me over, a dragon that will go exploring through forests with me 

I don’t know where did the asexuals and dragons deal come from but I’m so onboard

Okay mostly yes but… am I the only one concerned about the possibility of having to clean up dragon poop? Because there’s a serious chance that stuff is TOXIC.